How To: Hide Your Alcohol

Why buy a flask when you can use these fun household items. these are really good ideas, alot of people call this “alcoholic behavior”, but i have yet to get any kind of alcohol violation. here are some good ideas:

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Keep It In A Contact Solution Bottle

I think this one is so smart. If you get pulled over and have a water bottle, the cop is going to open it and smell your Burnett’s. Put it in a solution bottle? No suspicion what so ever. Also, the little squirty top makes taking shots more fun.

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Hair Spray Bottle

Brings me back to prom …. 2011 .. So close yet so far away. Poured my Smirnoff in a mini hairspray bottle and kept it in my clutch. My mom went through my bag multiple times to get my camera out, put my phone in etc. No idea that there was a whopping pint (going hard clearly) of vodka. This was so ingenious. Once again I was made fun of-but did i get in trouble? nope.

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Mouth Wash Bottle

By just adding a little green or blue food coloring you can completely disguise your vodka. No one will ever suspect this…as long as they dont try to use it. This is an ingenious idea i have yet to try. I thought of it at breakfast this morning while sipping on my morning sweet tea-I often think of my best ideas during this drink.