When Your Group Can't Make A Decision
"What do you guys want to do?!"
"What do you guys want to do?!"
"I just kissed your boyfriend on the mouth."
"There's no jumping in the thick of war!"
You are your own worst enemy.
"I really...really...really...like you."
Sometimes being scary isn't so bad.
"You know we're not exclusive, right?"
"That's not going to solve the problem..."
Are you the best friend you can be?
"You are a fat piece of shit."
"I'm a feminist, and I'm a muslim."
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
And does feminist automatically equal feminine?
Can you remember what you had for breakfast?
"For some reason I brought up cannibalism."
"Pickle juice?!"
"I'm not here to talk. I'm here to cuddle."
"I really...really...really...like you."
"You are a fat piece of shit."