Buzz·Posted on 22 May 201427 Devastating Problems Only People From Jersey Will UnderstandLife's tough on the rock.by David HollandBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Googling “Chinese food Jersey” only to find that every result is in Newark. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Having a choice of two nightclubs: one for children and one for adults. 3. Where girls happily spend entire nights out searching for Henry Cavill. 4. Furninshing your flat exclusively with hand-me-downs, because IKEA doesn't deliver this far. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Craving a fry up every time you see this former Nazi HQ. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And an ice cream whenever you wander past this former Nazi war bunker on the beach. 7. The fact that everyone you know works in finance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Which means that everyone refers to 2013 as "prior year." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And "accrues" drinks in the pub. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Of course, this is all you ever order. 11. Knowing that Jèrriais exists, but never actually hearing it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Meanwhile, you hear Portuguese every single day. 13. And you're never sure just how French you're supposed to feel. 14. The fact that flying anywhere costs more than the plane you’d fly in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Except Southampton. But you don't want to go to Southampton. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Getting nervous about using £1 notes every time you come to England. 17. Which you do a lot, because your friends have no idea where you live. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. But because you live on a tiny island, you're intimidated by any plane larger than this. 19. And you get angry if you have to travel more than 10 meters for lunch. Which is why you eat here so much. 20. Except on Sundays, when you eat here. Because everything else is closed. 21. Because the island is so small, you've definitely slept with a mate's cousin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. In fact, there's a 50% chance your mate has slept with the same cousin.* Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And there are only about 12 names in circulation. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Knowing no one who lives in St. Lawrence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. And having to stop walking every 10 meters, as French exchange students marvel over how your streets aren't covered in dog poo. 26. Having a metal toad on a pole as your equivalent of Nelson’s Column. 27. But mostly, realising that actually there's nowhere you'd rather live.