Shake catsup bottle, top comes off get it on my face, hair, up the plate glass in the booth I'm sitting in. Cute girl I went to see that worked there laughed.
I left with a to go, never went back.
When your neighbor tells you about this new company "Microsoft" take all your money (and any you can borrow) and buy their stock, like the NEXT DAY.
I didn't and am fricking poor, we had to go bet on horses though.
Oh, when they ask your to go to the otb, just say no.
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