That’s an advantage actually. Try this shit 10-15 years after learning it.
That’s an advantage actually. Try this shit 10-15 years after learning it.
It was pretty funny when Southpark did it tho :)
“I didn’t think Buzzfeed took part in targeted reporting.” What planet are you from?
The middle east has been a clusterfuck for well over 2 thousand years. So I wouldn’t go blaming someone who’s been a president for less than 8 years in a country on the other half of the planet.
here’s The Onion’s response to the satire tag :)
right? It’s only a matter of time before they start explaining the situation with 23 Mean Girls gifs.
ya know, you’re kinda being a dick.
1) yes, Missouri is not the south.
2) I’m from the south - I’m not a backwards fuckwad and neither are any of my friends.
3) why would anyone bring up southern stupidity stereotypes on a Ferguson post? There’s plenty of anti south feeds here; go comment there.
I mean, I know make up covers acne. Im asking can it get in the pores and do some harm or something? Are there bad side effects?
A) So does make up cause acne? Because fuck, that’s a lot of acne. B) Half of em are smiling more on the left. Then on the right - I hate that stupid expressionless empty shell of a face temptresses do. Slightly tilt head down, to the side, pout lips, and stare - is that supposed to seduce me? What are you, a fucking parrot? Do something unique, show me you have a soul and a hint of originality, and I’ll maybe I’ll think about fucking. C) I think I’m gonna have to google 23 24 and 25 :D
stop jizzing all over your keyboard
Sounds like your iPhone is overrated.
I guess your phone’s too dumb to figure it out.
Despite the title, I doubt anyone is shooting kids. Sure, these guys are probably motivated by racist propaganda, driven by Fox fear tactics, etc. They probably think those kids are nothing but a bunch of ebola balls. But that doesn’t mean the economic situation isn’t real. It’s still a dog eat dog world, sad brutal truth. Of course these guys are the decedents of immigrants themselves, so they’re total hypocrites. But if America keeps letting anyone and everyone in, it’ll fall under its own weight. Don’t get me wrong, I love “Imagine” - I’m always imagining a world without borders, without divisive religion, where everyone gets along and there’s peace all around. But that’s not gonna happen anytime soon. One step at a time. The best way to slow immigration is to help them not need to immigrate in the first place. We waste so much money on bullshit, like the failing war on drugs. It’d be nice to see us offer Mexico (and parts of South America) some real help. It feels condescending to say they need our help, but it must be true of so many want to live here. I’m no economic genius, but there must be something we could do to help them in the long term. Something to help them get the ball rolling in a good direction. Helping them fight the violent drug cartels would be nice too. I don’t smoke weed anymore, but I do support the legalization of it. That’s a big way to fight the cartels - it would take away a whole lot of their cash flow. And it would generate some revenue here - we could give a big chunk of that to the good hands down in Mexico. There’s gotta be some kind of peaceful equilibrium, but humanity is far from it. Imo, world peace is a 3 step process. 1) Everyone needs to slow down on the baby making. We live on a finite planet, we can’t keep multiplying forever. Some say that’s old hat, that technology always keeps up. Bullshit, you can’t deny inevitability. We’re stuck on this one planet; we can’t colonize rocks thousands of light years away so that’s nothing but a scifi pipe dream. We gotta stabilize population in a peaceful way. 2) We need to reinvent the wheels of economy to adapt to that step one. A good economy depends on “growth” - which depends on population growth. So how we change that? I have no idea. I’m not an economic genius, just an average genius. (Maybe there is no way, and we’re like bacteria in a petri dish that will eventually expand too much and run out of food.) 3) Last but not least, we need to chill the fuck out.
all the lists were negative tho. As 2 combined comments above put it… “So, Gryffindors are frat bros?” “And Slytherins are douchebags, Ravenclaws are pretentious, and Hufflepuffs are naive people pleasers?” The negative qualities tend to dissipate with age, except for the less enlightened. Again, haven’t read the books, but my intuition tells me that Griffyndors like to have good times and are great entertainers, Slytherins are wise intellectuals and can be exceptionally great leaders and/or teachers, Ravenclaws are intellectuals who enjoy the finer things in life in a good way, and Hufflepuffs are kind souls who care deeply for others and for the greater good. And no one is 100% of any one house.
The list intentionally emphasizes negative characteristics in a slightly comedic way…
so just get over it, gahhhhhhhhhw
I haven’t read the books yet, but I got a feeling that being unjustly hated is just another part of being a Slytherin.
eeenteresting. Add that to the pile of reasons why I need to get around to reading them books there. Probly Slytherin myself then.
in the name of the Beyonce, the Beyonce, and the holy Beyonce, fuck no.
because she doesn’t any have flaws, just like God.
that last line sums up all my thoughts on all that bullshit magazine advice.
Love it when I see health nuts drowning in that coffee.
Tennessee ain’t hot. What, 80smthn? average humidity? pshh
I just came here for the
Your title suggestion contains 0 fl oz of humor, whereas the original title has a sweet hint of funny. Hard in the paint, my snark goes.
fun to laugh at on the internet, probly very annoying if you’re actually there near him
seen Saul Williams open for NIN concert, saw him on the colbert report. but yea, idk whats up with this Tupac Broadway thing.
good read, agree with. not trying to hate here, just critique - my 1 disagree: “Street harassment and catcalling is by FAR the most common form of sexual violence.” Big mincing of words. If violence includes verbal, non physical acts, then what’s the technical word for physical harm only? Because we just lost violence. See what im sane? potentially damages credibility. I’m not saying cat-calls are ok. Verbal harassment and violence are both horrible things, just not the same thing. but yea, it’s terrible that we’re in 2014 and there are still many situations when a girl needs to take a guy with her to go somewhere, like he’s tour guide thru the poisonous man jungle.
9/12, not too shabby. It’d be a lot worse if it weren’t for the time zone and pacific ocean questions - those aren’t even about Africa btw, just general geography. I’m not usually a stickler, but I want to show off how smarty smart I am… #8 has bad phrasing. It’s trying to be a trick question, but the grammar makes the correct answer illogical. “Which of these cities is not a capitol?” Madagascar is not a capitol nor a city, so it shouldn’t be correct. “Which of these places…” woulda been ok. A cooler trick would be to have a big city that’s not a capitol in there, and leave Madagascar in as a trick wrong answer.
Once again sarcasm goes over fuzzbead’s head - Those who blamed voter apathy for the party’s win. (tweets against voter apathy) Those who took the opposing view. I took that next tweet as making fun of Russel Brand and voter apathy, obviously- when he says “apart from stopping… asshats winning.” or arsehats, idk. I’m not UKish. But at the same time, as a dumb-smart ‘merican, I gotta say Buzzfeed has the perfect format that allows me to pay attention at all to UK politics. Just give me the recap in cat-gif format and I’m ready to read.
#10 is f’n brilliant tho. And in all honesty, I probably would too.
Yea why dont major airports have a few places/things on this level already. I could be wrong, havent flown much at all. But seems like airports are boring. Overpriced food and trinkets, and waiting.
I have had 35 out of 100 First World Problems! I’m a First World All-Star. Yeah, I can go ahead and brag about it — but it might be more in character to retake this quiz because the result isn’t QUITE what I hoped for. Go ahead, I know I want to. The struggles are REAL, Buzzfeed. Don’t laugh at me!
1st world irony!
I checked off 2 out of 53 on Hot List! I’m sort of hot, like probably a 7. I’m definitely doing fine in the looks department, but a little more confidence wouldn’t hurt, either because I am a total SLICE. I’m a total babe, so (I should) stand up straight and start acting like it! C’mon Fuzzbead, grow a pair and tell me I’m ugly. And “…either because you are a total SLICE.” OR WHAT? You know what ‘either’ means right?
Bitch don’t spill my wine.