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The Standard Cat Approach:
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The Aggressive Burrito Approach:
4.
The Just Chillin Approach:
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The You Probably Didn't Want To Talk To Them ANYWAY Approach:
13.
The Pretend You're Someone's Little Brother Approach:
16.
The Different Language Approach:
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The Shoulder To Cry On Approach:
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The JESSICA Approach:
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The School Picture Approach:
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The Compliment Approach:
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The Trying To Party Approach:
26.
And, of course, The Cat Facts Approach: