1.
The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:
5.
This shocking discovery:
7.
This pressing question:
10.
This stupid question:
11.
This very important question:
16.
This amateur art historian:
17.
This person's plug struggle (puggle):
19.
This person's severe lack of toast:
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This alarming lack of comma:
21.
This unfortunate turn of events:
22.
This person's haircut:
24.
This heart-wrenching show of devotion:
25.
This message of love:
26.
This person's discovery of books:
27.
This grammatical brunch:
29.
This person's new perfume:
30.
This person's first elevator trip:
33.
This interesting hypothesis:
34.
This devastating fact:
35.
And this time traveler's discovery: