1. Send them something sensual:
2. Something that really says how you feel:
Or really says what you want to do:
3. Don't be afraid to get a bit colorful:
4. Send them something so there aren't any questions:
5. So your meaning is not lost on them:
6. "Thank you for sending that."
7. You know, something like that.
8. 😉😉😉
9. 😏😏😏
10. 🍆🔫🍆🔫 🍆🔫
11. Again, be direct:
12. Something like: "How kind of you!"
13. "What do you want to do? How's this look?"
14. "I appreciate this gesture."
15. And of course: "I'm going to smash your dick with a hammer."
Big ups to kylekooliokid.tumblr.com and unfollovving.tumblr.com for the inspiration and paving the way on hot-dog-cutting–dick comparisons.