LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... INTRODUCING: the turn signal.
If you've ever been in a car, you might have noticed this strange object sticking out from your steering wheel. But what is it? What could it be? A relic from a lost civilization?
It's a strange and mysterious thing:
Legends tell of this mysterious "turn signal," something sane people use to signal their direction:
It's an invention used by a small number of wise elders:
Humans discovered fire and that's great and all but I'm still waiting for them to discover the turn signal
It solves one of life's biggest problems:
It's a really amazing gadget:
It has the power to change the world:
Think of how substantially better the entire world would be if everyone just used their goddamn turn signal.
UNBELIEVABLE:
Just take a look at it in all its glory. This "turn signal" is truly amazing.
You see, these things make it so you don't look like a total a-hole while driving. Truly inspiring:
To use it, simply move it up to signal a right turn, and down to signal a left turn:
See, what this turn signal does is help show other drivers where you're headed by turning on the light on the front and back of your car:
After turning it on, you may see this arrow. DO NOT BE ALARMED! Everything is OK. You are now driving like someone who's not a total d-bag:
BUT WHY USE TURN SIGNALS??? Well, they save you from these kinds of reactions:
And these:
And especially these:
QUICK REMINDER: This is a "turn signal." It is used to not be a giant choade while driving. Use it wisely:
Use this mysterious "turn signal" and someday we may live in a world without these hand symbols. SOMEDAY:
