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College is all about getting your money's worth:
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It's about pasta by ANY MEANS NECESSARY:
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And always carrying a backpack full of stolen toilet paper:
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College is eating cereal with a plastic fork:
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It's making the most of those precious solo cups:
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And it's about stocking your fridge with the essentials:
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College is a time of experimentation:
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Of desperate measures:
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College is all about being resourceful:
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It's about taking care of your property:
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And learning how not to procrastinate:
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College is a time of drastic measures:
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A time where you truly learn the value of a bottle:
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And a time of great ingenuity:
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College is a time of financially sound decisions:
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Of bold fashion choices:
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It's a time to learn how to hide things:
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And a time where you learn how to cook:
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But mostly it's about watching your trash grow taller and taller until someone breaks and takes it out:
