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30 Things You Wish You Got For Christmas

Here's a list of 30 presents that are undoubtedly way better than anything you received this year. Your loved ones really let you down.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
30 Things You Wish You Got For Christmas
Dave Stopera

1. A 26-Pound Gummy Bear

2. Adult-Sized Big-Wheel

3. Dining Room Poker Table

4. Human Slinky Costume

5. DJ Cat Scratch Turntable

6. Construction Cutlery

7. Ketchup Fountain

8. Grappling Hook

9. Snorlax Bean Bag Chair

10. Donut Maker

11. Aquarium Coffee Table

12. Mustache Mirror

13. Grabbing Kitten Coin Bank

14. Bacon Wallet

15. Pac-man Christmas Tree

16. Pierogi Ornament

17. Banana Phone

18. A Pillow That's Always Cool

19. Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Ice Tray

20. Disapproving Glasses

21. Armadillo Beer Holder

22. A Four Foot Stuffed Giraffe

23. Pocket Chainsaw

24. In-Ground Zombie Statue

25. Inflatable Water Ball

26. The Tri-Wizard Cup

27. Bubble Wrap Calendar

28. Raptor Hoodie

29. The Magic Wand Remote Control

30. Protein Ketchup

Because, honestly, who doesn't want protein ketchup?

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