1.
Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner:
2.
The main difference between cats and dogs is this:
3.
This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song:
5.
Your signature will always look like this:
6.
Haircuts always go like this:
10.
Fedoras are always a mistake:
11.
Some bread is useless:
12.
School busses make no sense:
13.
You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name:
14.
This will make you cry everytime:
15.
And this flinch everytime:
16.
Everyone feels this way when bowling:
17.
Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance:
18.
This happens every birthday:
19.
The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41:
20.
This ruins whatever you just bought:
21.
Snakes are imaginary:
23.
Nutella always make sense:
25.
This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person:
26.
Grocery shopping is only for the strong:
27.
And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide: