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This umbilical cord comment:
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This soul-crushing contest:
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Barraco Barner's foreign policy:
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Kelsey's new membership:
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Probably the worst bird-related question ever:
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This new classification of animal:
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This sound piece of logic:
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Lisa standing up for what she "believes":
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Robby's night at the hospitel:
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The world's worst perfume:
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This dumb elevator business:
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Laura's conspiracy theory:
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This civil rights case:
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This surprisingly open attitude towards people-eating:
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Jack's scientific analysis:
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This groundbreaking teeth-whitening method:
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Shelby's important pregnancy question:
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Nini's 4th of July celebration:
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This important question:
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This person's stunning revelation:
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This scientist's spiel:
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This all-star use of the #wondering hashtag:
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This alarming lack of comma: