Up for bid is a chicken McNugget I recently acquired from McDonalds. I was about to eat it, when I noticed it had an uncanny resemblance to the undead, from its sunken in eyes, to it’s gritty little, half-exposed teeth, and sinus cavity. It even appears to have a cross of bone near the throat, which would be the appropriate place for the larynx and collar bone. After that…I lost my appetite.
Please, someone buy this now and end this plague once and for all.
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- Leaders of the U.S. Episcopal Church, which appointed an out gay bishop in 2003, have voted to let clergy perform religious same-sex marriages.
- The Women's World Cup final is set: Team USA and Japan will play on Sunday ⚽️