1. The guy who invented a new way of using the stairs:
2. Or the man who found a way to never use the stairs again:
6. The man who will have a personal vendetta against doors for the rest of his life:
8. This lady, who is also the greatest thing that has ever happened to local news:
9. The man who set the record for fastest DUI test fail of all time:
10. And the man who set the record for the closest call of all time:
11. The young lady who forgot that the goal is actually to go UPSTAIRS, not OVERSTAIRS:
13. The man whose attempts to bring roof surfing into the mainstream were ultimately in vain:
14. Santa Claus, again:
15. The two newest members of the Society For People Against Escalators:
17. And the newest member of the Society For People Against Poles That Are Right In Front Of Your Face:
And also his own feet:
And actually pretty much everything else in this store:
basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs
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