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The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time

Local news is weird. Like, really weird. posted on March 1, 2013 at 3:13pm EST

Dave Stopera BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 months ago

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The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time

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The one about MILF is about a Filipino paramilitary group called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
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Kentucky man forced to eat own beard is my favorite news story ever — so much so that I made him into art.
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#23 This is also from MA.
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- jennam16 2 months ago
  
  I was going to say the same thing! Sandwich is a town in MA…
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#14 I think this is from channel 7 here in MA. Cause I remember seeing this on the news. Yeah cause channel 7 still has the same graphics that are in this picture.
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#9 is from the future!
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#13 Well, someone has to study the penguins. Otherwise, how would we know their secrets?
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Too many favourites to list. This made my day.
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louier3 2 months ago

I realize that number 20 sounds funny to Americans but the MILF actually means the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a separatist organization in the Southern Philippines. They have been in existence since the 80’s, way before MILF came to mean something else. Their armed rebellion has led to thousands of deaths on both sides.
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AustinCastro 2 months ago

#31 isn’t from any local news… it’s from the Nick game show Figure It Out
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I’m attracted to number 27.
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#14: holla back, sweet town o’ mine.
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DuckoftheDead 2 months ago

Regarding #23, Sandwich is a town in MA. The human captain (of a bost) was missing. Hence the larger font on the words “Captain Missing” and smaller font on “Sandwich.”
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Nevernude 2 months ago

We use lorem ipsum so #38 doesn’t happen!
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Feels good, mang.
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janem9 2 months ago

#27 Donna!!
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- audbunni 2 months ago
  
  I thought the exact same thing!
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- rachelh46 2 months ago
  
  You mean Donna Noble?
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  LoL That’s what I thought! Where’s Eric?
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