Do you see something wrong with this expertly executed selfie? Great form, even better angle, but something is amiss...
Enhance...
Enhance...
STOP!
That's right. Be warned - when you take a selfie you run the risk of being pick-pocketed. Please, always be aware of your surroundings while selfie-ing.
Now, do you see this face? This is the face of all that is wrong in our world. This face is the enemy of teens everywhere. This man needs to take a good, long selfie in the mirror.