4.Because do you really want to look like a goofy dad?
5.Because the concert's light show does not involve your iPad's back light:
6.Because you're in the front row. THE FRONT ROW:
7.Because there are people around you:
And this is how they feel:
8.Because you're at a wedding:
9.Because you're going to hurt your neck from straining it side to side to get in frame:
10.Or from ducking to get in the picture:
11.Because the mosh pit and iPad do not mix:
12.Because you're at the gym:
13.Because you're singing Happy Birthday:
14.Because it's not a replacement for having your hands up in the air:
15.Because, like, did you really to bust out your iPad to take a picture of some rocks?
16.Because you're shirtless. Shirtless people shouldn't take pictures in general:
17.Because you end up looking a lot like this:
18.Or like this:
19.Because you never look more alone than when you take a selfie with an iPad:
20.Because it looks like you're struggling to lift a giant rectangle over your head:
21.Because no one looks as good with a giant iPad shadow on their face:
22.Because you'll become the real tourist attraction:
23.Because it literally looks like you're holding up a giant black speaker over your head, a speaker which is presumably blasting a song that says something like "I'M A DWEEB":
24.Just please... PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. HEAVEN HELP US.
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