8. NEVER SEEN A HAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? GUESS WHAT: JUST USE TRASH.
11. CAN’T REACH THAT WALL? WANT TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS? GOOD NEWS:
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