8. NEVER SEEN A HAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? GUESS WHAT: JUST USE TRASH.
11. CAN’T REACH THAT WALL? WANT TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS? GOOD NEWS:
21. TIRED OF DRINKING WATER STRAIGHT FROM PUDDLES LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE? WELL:
basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs
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