1. You don’t speak Spanish, French, or German… but you do speak whale:
3. Your movie collection looks something like this:
(Besides Prince Of Egypt, of course.)
6. Your procedure for crying goes something like this:
10. You obsess over finding every little hidden secret:
11. Every time you get to hold a baby or small animal you always end up holding it like this:
12. You get irrationally excited when you see a picture like this:
13. You can’t look at this scene or a sunset without singing this:
14. Be honest… you thought this was a “G” as a baby:
15. Everything you know about geography you’ve learned from Disney:
16. And everything you’ve learned about working out you’ve learned from Disney:
18. Whenever you say goodbye you feel a little like this:
19. You’re constantly trying to bippity-boppity things into existence:
20. Looking in the mirror every morning feels a lot like this:
22. You constantly wish you had small animals to help out with your everyday activities:
24. And although everyone may say that Disney gave you unrealistic expectations about love…
Some items on this post were inspired by this article.
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