21 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Baby

Babies are masters of deceit.

1. They think windows are a great source of vitamins and minerals:

2. They think life is just one big slip ‘n’ slide:

3. They’re always a threat to themselves:

4. Don’t even think about trying to help them, it’ll just end in disaster:

5. They have no idea how slides work:

6. Or how glass works:

7. Or how spoons work:

9. They are constantly risking life and limb around wild animals:

10. And don’t even get me started on babies and hoses:

11. They’re always looking to take shortcuts in life:

12. They can apparently see things that we cannot:

13. In fact, even when they go through tunnels it looks like they’re entering another dimension:

WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT WE DON’T SEE, BABY?! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!!

14. They are convinced that you can catch things with your face:

15. They’re constantly unsure about everything:

16. They are master hackers:

17. And they’re masters of disguise:

18. They’re constantly rejecting your affection:

19. But always accepting your food:

20. They think the smell of Dad Feet would make a great scented candle:

21. Plus, can you really trust something that reacts to lemons like this?

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