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Because now you know how to properly eat a cupcake:
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And chocolate if you're a bird:
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The weather won't be this frightening:
But instead more like this:
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This won't happen to you:
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Because everything will go smoothly:
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And you'll have complete control:
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And even if you don't, don't worry about it:
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Because things won't be this complicated:
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Because every time you peel a fruit it will work out perfectly:
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Because you aren't under as much pressure as Josh:
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Because school is finally out:
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Because everyday can be parachute day in gym class if you want it to be:
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Because you'll take the month by storm:
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And be thankful for what you have:
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Now sit down and relax:
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Look at this baby sloth:
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And don't sweat the small stuff: