4. Do you really want to end up on the floor, cold and broken?
8. Plus, do you really want to end up looking like this in front of everyone?
15. Do you really want a treadmill to prevent you from having children?
18. Let’s be honest, it’s been so long you’ll probably end up looking like this if you try to pick anything up:
basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs