50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life

Life would be SO MUCH better with these people around all the time.

1. Whoever managed to get this giant bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows

…so you can be their new best friend.

ID: 222253

2. Whoever threw this party

…so you can have them plan your birthday.

ID: 222131

3. Whoever this dog walker is

…so you can ask how he got so dang cool.

ID: 222208

4. Whoever takes advantage of a heat wave like this

…so you can carpool with them.

ID: 222215

5. Whoever this little girl that doesn’t trust monkeys is

…so you can ask her who won the staring contest.

ID: 222236

6. Whoever did these hairstyles

Thanks, Ryn!
ID: 222144

…so you can get some ideas for your next haircut.

ID: 227847

7. Whoever just had their ice cream stolen by a bird

…so you can tell them that, hey, at least they still have half.

ID: 227530

8. Whoever’s grocery cart looks like this

…so you can invite yourself over for dinner.

ID: 222203

9. Whoever this skateboarding professor is

…so you can get a degree in BEING RADICAL!

ID: 222229

10. Whoever these kids are

ID: 222157

…so that when they’re President, you can say you supported them from day one.

ID: 222227

11. Whoever this kid getting eaten by a camel is

…so you can find out if he ever got his revenge.

ID: 222241

12. Whoever baby Kim Jong-Il is

…so you can give thanks for the NEW dear leader.

ID: 222239

13. Whoever just hit this milestone

…so you can congratulate him.

ID: 222164

14. Whoever gave these out to trick-or-treaters

…so you can shake their hand on a prank well done.

ID: 222175

15. Whoever is giving these out

…so you can, uh, nevermind.

ID: 222184

16. Whoever loves Wendy’s this much

…so you can get their opinion on Arby’s.

ID: 222199

17. Whoever has this great of a name

…so you can meet his parents and find out why they named him that.

ID: 222187

18. Whoever dressed up as Hall & Oates

…so you can get some ideas for a Simon & Garfunkel costume.

ID: 222150

19. Whoever owns this sweater

…so you can “borrow” it.

ID: 222166

20. Whoever can name a song this easily

…so you can find out what that damn song is.

ID: 222189

21. Whoever these basset hounds belong to

…so you can thank them for their gift to society.

ID: 222151

22. Whoever is holding this fat cat

…so you can ask if it would be a good way to work out your biceps.

ID: 222155

23. Whoever is bench pressing a goose

…so you can ask if that’s a better way to work out than lifting a fat cat.

ID: 222202

24. Whoever lives here

…so you can ask them about their intense rivalry with neighboring town Hoagieville.

ID: 222206

25. Whoever looks like Cartman

…so you can head on down to South Park.

ID: 222207

26. Whoever threw this birthday party for their dog

…so you can find out what EXACTLY was in that cake.

ID: 222220

27. Whoever gave this person food

…so you can teach them how to eat.

ID: 222210

28. Whoever owns this business

…so you can find out if they’re better than ight.

ID: 222212

29. Whoever snuck this into a game

ID: 222146

…and can do this

…so you can take them with you everywhere you go.

ID: 222247

30. Whoever threw this tennis ball at this dog’s crotch

…so you can ask when he stopped laughing.

ID: 227998

31. Whoever’s wedding party this is

…so you can ask what it’s like to get married at the bottom of the sea.

ID: 222213

32. Whoever knows this shortcut

…so you can at least try to beat them in Super Smash Brothers…

ID: 222139

or play them outside a Taco Bell.

ID: 228152

33. Whoever pushed this pug down this slide

…so you can ask them when the pug knew this was a big mistake.

ID: 222219

34. Whoever photobombed all these concert pictures

…so you can ask them to dance.

ID: 222223

35. Whoever this ripped person is

…so you can find out their fitness secrets.

ID: 227846

36. Whoever Lindsay is

…so you can ask her if she actually bought this photo, or just took a picture of the screens after the ride.

ID: 222231

37. Whoever had to film this

…so you can ask them if they wish they worked for WB instead.

ID: 222234

38. Whoever let their grandma take this picture

…so you can ask if she can do your headshots.

ID: 227558

39. Whoever this luchador riding a motorcycle while riot police fire tear gas at him is

…so you can always feel safe.

ID: 222243

40. Whoever is riding this scooter

…so you can ride in style.

ID: 222149

41. Whoever’s desktop this is

…so you can find out more about their Shaqintosh.

ID: 227528

42. Whoever’s parents these are

…so you can hear more embarrassing stories about them.

ID: 222244

43. Whoever had to sit in that seat

…so you can tell them that you’ve been there, man.

ID: 222249

44. Whoever this very adventurous kid is

…so you can go hiking with him.

ID: 222258

45. Whoever put this on the news

…so you can thank them for covering the stories that ACTUALLY matter.

ID: 222266

46. Whoever this poor guy is

…so you can tell them all about the name changing process.

ID: 222268

47. Whoever this sports fan is

…so you can have them there the next time you play ping pong.

ID: 227523

48. Whoever fell asleep like this in class

…so you can learn how to get a good night’s sleep anywhere.

ID: 227525

49. Whoever planned this “Same Height Party”

…so you can get your own pair of weird blue shoes.

ID: 227526

50. And Nicolas Cage


ID: 227916

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