8. Captain America? Oh, he’s dead.
11. The person who thought it was a good idea to hold that balloon? Dead.
14. The guy who forgot how gravity works? You bet he’s dead.
16. Slap a mummy? Guess what? You’re cursed. And dead.
19. Going down the stairs like this? You know she’s dead.
- After almost a week, Brussels lowered its terror threat level to 3, the nation's second-highest. One of the suspected Paris attackers remains at large. ›
- Russia's athletic federation has accepted its suspension after report found evidence of "widespread doping." ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›