27 Maps That Show How Totally Messed Up American E…

So are you saying that right or wrong? All maps by Joshua Katz, based on a survey by Bert Vaux. You can read all 122 maps here.

1. How do you address a group of two or more people?

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2. What’s the name of this delicious treat?

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3. Or what do you call that stuff that’s on every single sandwich for some reason?

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4. What do you call the night before Halloween?

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5. And what do you call what every kid in the neighborhood just did to your house?

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6. How about the place where you have to throw out all that toilet paper?

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7. What do you call that thing you forced your kid to do?

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8. How would you even begin to pronounce Mary merrily married Marianne?

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9. Or what you’re going to eat for lunch?

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10. What do you call the place where dreams go to die?

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11. Or the place where dreams begin?

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12. What do you call what you’re going to eat tonight?

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13. What do you call that bug that lights up?

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14. Where do you get a drink from in school?

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15. What about coleslaw?

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16. What do you call it when it’s raining and the sun is shining?

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17. What about those circles in traffic?

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18. What’s the name of the big road that’s terrifying to drive on?

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19. What do you call something that is diagonally across from you?

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20. What about the shoes you wear to the gym?

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21. What’s the name of the place where you sell all your broken crap?

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22. How about the name of those bugs that infest your basement?

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23. Rowt? Or root?

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24. Loyer? Or law-yer?

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25. Or the name of these drawing utensils that hopefully weren’t a delicious treat to you?

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26. How about your mom or dad’s sister?

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27. And, most importantly, what do you call a carbonated beverage?

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All maps by Joshua Katz, based on a survey by Bert Vaux . You can read all 122 maps here.

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