So, in case you haven't been outside yet or haven't read every other person on the internet talking about it or had the good sense to move to a place where humans can thrive, it's REALLY COLD OUT TODAY.
How cold? Two emojis cold:
It's so damn cold 😒❄️
1. But you shouldn't complain. I mean, have you forgotten?
This is ridiculous..these damn mosquitoes love me and its so annoying! I have bites EVERYWHERE! LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!
2. Does this not fill your heart with dread?
One of the most terrifying photos I've ever seen. Those are mosquitos. (Source: http://t.co/lystIMbwdd)
3. Does this not make you want to stay inside forever?
Like seriously these are the worst mosquito bites I've ever gotten... I'm disgusted by how bad they are
4. Is this really what you want?
It may be cold but at least there's no mosquitoes #RejectedGCFestivalSlogans @CFLfacts @Majerly_CFL
5. Is this what you want your arm to look like?
This is the worst thing about living in Texas. Hate mosquitoes.
6. Is this what you want your legs to look like?
I would like to thank mosquitoes for making sure I don't wear shorts for like at least another week
7. WHAT ABOUT YOUR KNEES? YOUR PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS KNEES???
Thanks Jamaica, 76 mosquito bites 😒
8. OR YOUR FOREHEAD?
Finally left the house today and immediately got 3 mosquito bites on my head
9. WHAT ABOUT YOUR PHILTRUM? YOUR SWEET, SWEET PHILTRUM?
this is the worst place to get a mosquito bite its just there in everyones faces no one is gonna talk to me now
10. OR — HEAVEN HELP US — THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FOOT?
Absolute worst place for a mosquito bite ever 😑
11. DOES THIS MAKE YOU SAY, "DANG. SURE WISH IT WAS A LOT WARMER OUT"?
!!! RT"@DiKachii: What? "@CassBaba: Wait. What? RT @WTFGIFsPics: Rockfeller University feeding their mosquitoes. ""
12. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
Mosquito bites Re my favorite #not
13. DO YOU MISS SPENDING ALL YOUR FREE TIME MAKING TINY LITTLE SHAME X'S?
who else does this when they get mosquito bites
14. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
15. DOES THE COLD REALLY FEEL SO BAD NOW?
Triangle shape mosquito bite on my foot wtf? Organized?
16. WHAT ABOUT NOW?
Just in case any of y'all thought I was exaggerating about the GTMO mosquitoes. This was with bug spray
17. THESE SUMMER BEASTS EXIST ONLY TO MOCK US:
MOSQUITO BITES FOR THOTS
18. TO PLAY GAMES WITH US:
Note to self: NEVER wear ripped jeans in Lagos! The mosquitoes have found a new home 😩
19. TO PROVIDE US WITH A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH:
Seriously?! Only I could get a mosquito bite on on the bottom of my foot. *cries*
20. AND TO THE SELFIES THAT WE CHERISH MOST:
21. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU START GETTING UPSET OVER HOW COLD IT IS JUST REMEMBER:
