1. Use your photoshopping prowess:
2. Tell them what you REALLY want:
3. Closely follow directions:
4. Share your dreams:
5. Send your best picture:
6. Be honest:
7. Talk about your interests:
8. Channel your inner Bluth:
9. Send some nice pictures:
10. Come back with a sweet, sensual line:
11. Some really, really nice pictures:
12. Bring in Simon for some help:
13. Don't be afraid to talk about some personal stuff:
14. Inspire creativity:
15. Let a picture do the talking:
16. Simply unsubscribe:
17. Tell them what you REALLY want to do:
18. Give detailed instructions:
19. Stay silent:
And if all else fails, just speak from the heart:
