This Girl Perfected How To Respond To A Text From A Huge Douchebag

Use Smash Mouth. USE SMASH MOUTH!

Comedian Barbara Gray of Lady2Lady Comedy said that she received these messages from “some rando,” so she did what anyone would do: Use the immense talents of Steve Harwell and the boys from the ‘Mouth and their hit song “All Star” to get her through it.

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2. It started out innocently enough:

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3. Things got deep:

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4. Things got “week”:

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5. Eloping was discussed:

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6. Concepts were discussed:

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7. Swimming was discussed:

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8. But in the end, it was just two all stars talking shop:

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9. And talking about growing old together:

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10. As per usual, the wise words of Smash Mouth were misinterpreted to mean anal sex:

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11. And, of course, pics were exchanged:

Now if she can just do it with the other 14 tracks on 1999’s seminal Astro Lounge, I’ll be impressed.

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12. Never forget:

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13. Follow Barbara here!

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