Here's What You Should Do If Someone Won't Stop Reading Your Texts

    Masterful.

    Tumblr user hostagesituation was texting her friend on the bus when she found out some rando was all up in her friend's grill. She writes:

    My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

    And oh, they did: