By now you've heard of Left Shark, the true star and MVP of the Super Bowl. We are all Left Shark.
But, like all of us, Left Shark is a complex and complicated figure.
Here's a look at Left Shark, not just Super Bowl MVP, but America's MVP:
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When Left Shark made a terrible discovery:
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When Left Shark's mom didn't let them hang out:
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When Left Shark's biggest fan was forced to reconcile:
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When Left Shark and Katy Perry starred in their Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel:
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When Left Shark closed down the beach for the entire summer:
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When Left Shark captured the trials and tribulations of teenage dating:
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When Left Shark broke all our hearts:
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When Left Shark had an existential crisis:
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When Left Shark showed us that honesty is the best policy:
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When Left Shark taught us to love ourselves:
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When Verne Troyer gave Left Shark the tribute they deserve:
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When Left Shark gave us eternal life:
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When Left Shark saved the city from almost certain destruction:
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When Left Shark did a joint mixtape with Migos:
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When Left Shark told us all "Shhhh...it's going to be all right" and quieted our restless souls:
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When Left Shark took out LL Cool J:
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When Left Shark gave us an exciting new flavor of pizza:
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When Left Shark's face perfectly captured what it's like to be human:
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When Left Shark was denied that which they held so dear: a sleepover with the squad:
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When Left Shark just needed a little time alone:
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When Left Shark went one toke over the line:
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And, finally, when Left Shark gave all of us the strength to get through another day: