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23 Foolproof Ways To Get Someone To Stop Talking To You

It’s a skill we all must learn.

1. Ask for laundry help:

3. Be forthcoming:

5. Let them know what your current state is:

6. Do some sleep-texting:

7. Make a few concessions:

8. Get yourself an invite to Aaron’s party:

9. Make an unreasonable request:

10. Distract them with cute pictures:

11. Play their dumb games:

12. Cut off all communication:

13. Give them what they want:

14. Don’t be afraid to make some threats:

16. Call in some help from Steve Urkel:

17. Admit your one true love:

18. Call in an Michael Cera strike:

19. Do some detective work:

20. Add a little Leo to their life:

21. Ask some tough questions:

22. Be very literal:

23. But if none of that works, it’s probably just better to say nothing:

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