72 Facts That Will Teach You A Damn Thing For Once In Your Life

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1. Chocolate milk was invented in Ireland.
2. Try to breathe and swallow at the same time. You can’t.
3. The girlfriend of the guy who founded Match.com left him for a man she met on Match.com.
4. This is what it looks like when a star meets a black hole:

5. Ketchup used to be sold as medicine.
6. The birthday of the oldest pereson on Earth, Misao Okawa, is closer to the date the constitution was ratified than now.
7. Also, the day that person was born, there was a completely different set of people on Earth.
8. Coconuts kill more people than sharks every year. So do cows.
9. German is the second most spoken language in North Dakota.
10. Norway once knighted a penguin.

(The penguin’s full name is Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav.) Reuters

11. The official state VEGETABLE of Oklahoma is the watermelon.
12. The official Space Jam website has not changed since 1996.

13. A day on the planet Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
14. If you are in a room with 23 people, there’s more than a 50% chance that two of the people have the same birthday.
15. A TI-83 calculator has six times more processing power than the computer that landed Apollo 11 on the moon.
16. This is what an eclipse on Earth looks like from space:

17. Cambridge University is older than the Aztec and Inca empires.
18. Calculus was derived years after Harvard was founded.
19. Beethoven and George Washington were alive at the same time - in fact, George Washington was in his 40s when Beethoven was born.
20. The last veteran of the American Civil War died in 1959, long enough to see the atomic bomb dropped in Japan.
21. There are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are atoms on Earth.

22. 111,111,111 × 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.
23. Cows have best friends and they tend to spend most of their time together.
24. Horses are not able to breathe through their mouths.
25. The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye.

26. In the ’60s, Australia lost a prime minister and could not find him. He disappeared and was never found.
27. If you folded a piece of paper 42 times, it would reach to the moon.
28. Light roast coffees have more caffeine than dark roasts.

29. There is a basketball court on the top floor of the U.S. Supreme Court Building. It’s known as the “highest court in the land.
30. A pig’s orgasm for as long as a half hour.
31. Hours before his assassination, Martin Luther King Jr. had a pillow fight in the hotel he was staying at.
32. New York City is further south than Rome, Italy.
33. Scotland is farther north than Alaska.
34. Not only is Reno, Nev., west of Los Angeles, but so are six state capitals.
35. If you’re in Detroit and you walk south, you’ll actually walk into Canada.

36. A “butt load” is an actual unit of measurement, equivalent to 126 gallons.
37. There are more people living inside this circle than outside of it:

38. France is the country with the most time zones in the world.
39. There is less time between the existence of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the existence of humans than there was between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the Stegosaurus.
40. Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than to lizards.
41. Africa is bigger than the United States, China, India, Spain, France, and several other countries combined.

42. Butterflies taste with their feet.
43. A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression. It’s equal to 33.3564 picoseconds.
44. The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.

Via Flickr: timf / Creative Commons

45. A cubic inch of bone is about four times as strong as concrete.
46. You can get a rough estimate of the temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.
47. There are more lakes in Canada than in the rest of the world combined.
48. The feeling you get when something is so cute you can’t help but want to squeeze it is called “cute aggression.
49. “Will Will Smith smith?” and “Will Smith will smith” are sentences that make complete sense.

George De Sota / Getty Images

50. There are more public libraries than McDonald’s in the U.S.
51. The voices of Yoda and Miss Piggy were done by the same person.
52. AOL still earns millions every few months from dial-up subscribers.
53. More tigers live in Texas compared to the rest of the world.
54. This is how a ladybug flies:

55. It’s possible to sail a boat from Pakistan to Russia if you sail in a completely straight line.
56. On average, astronauts are two inches taller in space.
57. Shakespeare and Pocahontas both lived during the same time.
58. And Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln have the same exact birthday - down to the year.
59. There are some trees alive today that were alive before the pyramids were built.
60. Air Force One is not the name of a specific plane, but the name of any plane carrying the president.
61. There is only one US state that doesn’t have any of the letters that are in “mackerel.” in its name:Ohio.

62. When you yawn and stretch at the time, you are “pandiculating.”
63. It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose.
64. The current American flag was designed by a 17-year-old as a class project. He received a B-.
65. Wombat poop is square.
66. Albino snails exist:

67. The United States is an older country than Germany.
68. The Mongolian navy consists of seven people and one boat.
69. There is enough iron in your body to make a 2-inch nail.

70. If you get a kidney transplant, the affected kidney is left in place while a third, new kidney, is put in your pelvis.
71. One million seconds is 11 days. One billion seconds is 33 years. A billion is a lot.
72. And, just in case you forgot, the brain named itself.

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