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If evolution is real, how are there still people who think this is a good idea?
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And how are there people who think this is the best way to get downstairs?
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If evolution is real, how does something like this happen?
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And how did people like this exist?
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If evolution is real, why are there still people around who think photo shoots with snakes are a good idea?
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Or that diving into snow is a fine way to spend an afternoon?
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If evolution is real, why are Human Candles still around?
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And how are ideas like this still being executed?
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If evolution is real, explain this idea:
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If evolution is real, then why are people still putting firecrackers under bowls?
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And why are people still doing... this?
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If evolution is real, then why is chair jumping still allowed?
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If evolution is real, then why is this man allowed to have a gun?
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And why are these kids allowed to practice martial arts?
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If evolution is real, why do people think beds make good poles?
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And why do people still end up doing this?
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But, most of all, if evolution IS real, then why aren't we all Nicolas Cage?
