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Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:
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They're always getting in fights:
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You can't trust them (to not fall asleep) around kids:
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They have ZERO capacity for love:
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They'll make you look way too uncool by comparison:
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They're always sleeping in late:
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They never take themselves seriously:
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You'll lose your spot at the tea party:
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They have way too many friends:
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They're always ruining serious pictures:
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They never want to get up:
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They like hugs WAY TOO much:
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They're way too aggressive:
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They're so cute as puppies you’ll never get anything done with them around:
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Just look at how vicious this little fella is:
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Look how afraid this poor deer is:
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This bunny also clearly fears for its life:
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They take up all the space on the couch:
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They're constantly snacking:
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They look too cute in a raincoat:
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Basically, they're TERRIFYING. Who would ever want one?