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Because dipping is very IN right now:
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You look cool as hell with a sweet pair of shades on:
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It's really not nasty at all:
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You get to learn about the many states of dip spit. For example, here it is in its frozen-solid phase:
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It promotes individuality:
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It's the perfect way to ask someone to prom:
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You get to build an impressive collection. Who needs stamps!
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It makes the school days pass in a breeze:
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You learn about the important things in life:
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It helps you keep track of time:
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You can be on the frontline of the battle for equality:
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You strengthen your relationship:
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It's just straight-up cool as hell:
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You can pretend you're a fountain:
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You get to make a server's day:
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The world looks a lot better with used tobacco littering the ground, anyway:
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It's just so dang cute: