EXHIBIT A: A little girl getting her face smashed into a cake.
EXHIBIT B: The cover of Lady Gaga's new single, "Applause."
EXHIBIT C: A little girl getting her face smashed into a cake and Lady Gaga's new single cover.
EXHIBIT D: A little girl that got her faced smashed into a cake as the cover of Lady Gaga's album.
EXHIBIT E: Lady Gaga casually laying on top of a cake.
EXHIBIT F: A picture of Eminem making nachos.
ARE YOU CONVINCED YET?
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