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Crime In Portland, Oregon Summed Up In One Image

Either that, or Portlandia is about to get very dark.

In case you need to know more, KGW Portland reports that Caleb Grotberg (the man above) “was charged with assault, kidnapping, attempted assault, menacing and strangulation; all… felony crimes.” His girlfriend, thankfully, is okay and being treated for “non-life threatening injuries.” Jah bless.

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