17 Things That Will Drive You Absolutely Insane

RIP you.

1. First things first:

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2. Now can you please do this?

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3. Thanks. Now you are now manually blinking.

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4. And are now aware that your toes are always touching each other.

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5. And that you can always feel clothes touching your body.

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6. In fact, something is ALWAYS touching you. Always.

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7. Oh, by the way… you are now manually breathing.

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8. You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue in your mouth.

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9. And that your jaw has weight and you always have to keep it closed.

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10. You sure are producing a lot of saliva right now.

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11. Just know that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle.

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12. You haven’t cleared your throat in a while, have you?

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13. Wait… feel that? Somewhere on your body is itching.

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14. Guess what? You can’t imagine a new color.

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15. And your nose is always in your line of sight.

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16. Oh, and you are now aware that your earlobes are lined up with your nipples.

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17. One last thing: You now have “The Final Countdown” stuck in your head.

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