7 Simple Steps To Help You Survive Black Friday

It's just so easy!

1. Wake up:

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2. Get dressed:

3. Make sure your wallet is full of cash:

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4. Turn on the TV:

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5. See all the news reports on Black Friday:

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6. Point and laugh:

7. And use the goddamn internet to do your shopping:

God damn it.