32 Things You Should Never Have To See

Just steer way clear of these and you’ll be alright. Trust me.

1. A wall full of Nicolas Cage’s face when you wake up:

2. A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice:

3. A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO:

4. A juggalo taking a picture with a poptart:

5. A menacing cow in your rearview mirror:

6. A gorilla that wants to fight you:

7. A wet, angry koala:

8. This playlist at a party:

9. Anything, if you’re this kid:

10. Or this guy:

11. What really happened to your lost Halloween candy:

12. Your favorite food in a relationship:

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13. The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on:

14. Anyone named “hambubger”:

15. A “dick attack”:

16. Your child being devoured by a couch:

17. Relationships being torn apart by a “booty pillow”:

18. Yourself on Google Maps:

19. A pigeon contemplating cannibalism:

20. Zach Galafiniakis without his beard:

21. Or Nick Offerman without his mustache:

22. This process in action:

23. Anyone liking this page:

24. Or this page:

25. And this one too:

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26. A selfish gorilla:

27. A serial butt-stabber:

28. Bad fan art of yourself:

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29. The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag:

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30. This status on Facebook:

31. Or this status:

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