1.
That’s not grandpa’s big surprise at the family reunion.
2.
This isn't a girl floating in thin air.
3.
This isn’t a tiny-headed freak of nature.
4.
This isn’t what it looks like.
5.
This isn’t Dad having a little too much fun during the football game.
6.
This isn't the world's oldest child.
7.
This isn’t a picture of a mutant.
8.
This isn’t a two-headed beast.
9.
These aren’t the legs of a human doll.
10.
This isn't a one-handed man.
11.
This limo ride didn’t take an unexpected turn.
12.
This isn't a mutant child.
13.
Those aren't that man's beautiful legs.
14.
This isn’t an inappropriate picture.
15.
This isn't a completely out-of-line swing maneuver.
16.
This isn’t the world’s most revealing Facebook picture.
17.
This isn't a floating human.
18.
That hair isn’t what it looks like.
19.
That’s not a…you know.
20.
This isn’t a picture of a tiny man riding a woman.
21.
That person’s head isn’t that big.
22.
This isn’t a girl with a floating head.
23.
This isn't what it looks like.
24.
This isn’t a picture of a guy in a purple thong doing splits.
25.
This isn’t a half-man, half-baby.
26.
And this isn’t a new form of yoga you need to try.
