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First off, do you go for a high five? A handshake? A hug?!
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Is it possible to do both?
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And fist bumps never cut it either.
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It's impossible to get everyone on the same page. No one knows what to do:
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It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion:
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I mean, what is going on here?
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Who takes the high road? Who takes the low road?
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WHERE DO YOU PUT YOUR ARMS?!
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What if the other person doesn't see you going for the goodbye?
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What if you're left there cold and alone?
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What if your gesture of good will gets completely ignored?
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Is a kiss appropriate in this situation?
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What if the other person doesn't want a hug?
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What if YOU don't want a hug?!
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What if you get trapped in a hug for way too long?
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Or even worse: what if the other person's back is super sweaty and gross?
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What happens if someone is wayyyy too excited to say goodbye? Do you value your eyes? BECAUSE I DO:
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But it's still not over. What happens if you mess up the walk away from them?
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And don't even get me started about actually LEAVING the place.
