19 Reasons Why Getting Married Isn’t Worth It At All

Are all your friends getting married? HAH, losers.

1. Your first kiss will probably look like this:

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2. You never know if a naked man will show up and ruin the most important part:

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3. Let’s face it, brides are really, really clumsy:

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4. Really, REALLY clumsy:

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5. They just might be the clumsiest:

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6. Or maybe that honor goes to the groom:

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7. Or the best man:

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8. Yeah, definitely the best man:

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9. Actually, nevermind, the photographer wins that prize:

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10. Because your creepy uncle will creep everyone out:

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11. Because the ring bearer will probably ruin everything:

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12. Or the guy holding your cake:

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13. Because throwing the bouquet ALWAYS goes wrong:

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14. Always.

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16. Because a dog might decide to go to the bathroom on your special dress:

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17. Or you may mess up your golden photo moment:

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18. But let’s be honest, as long as you don’t get married on a beach, you should be a-OK:

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19. Seriously.

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