14 Lesbian UK Place Names

We couldn't resist making a list of dirty place names that sound lezzified or like lady parts, so here, for your enjoyment, is how we spend our valuable, grownup time in the office. Cut to Team Dattch giggling like five-year-olds.

Fingringhoe, Essex

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We're sure there's a logical, old-timey reason for this name, we just can't imagine what that could be. Answers on a postcard, please.

Bitchfield, Lincolnshire

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It might not seem lesbian specific but have you ever walked into a girl bar and seen two or more of your exes? Yeah, instant Bitchfield.

Beaver Close, Morden

Via mirror.co.uk

Even though we're pretty sure there are none in the UK, it's always nice to know that you're never too far away from a Beaver.

East Breast, Inverclyde

Via maps.google.co.uk

Just a much nicer street that West Breast, especially since all the shops on West Breast went bust.

Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire

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The Ronseal of lesbian road names.

Ladyhole Lane, Derbyshire

Via maps.google.co.uk

For those who want to live in a classier place than Fingringhoe.

Lickar Moor, Northumberland

Via maps.google.co.uk

For the demanding Pillow Princess in all of us.

Little Bushey Lane, Watford

Via maps.google.co.uk

This is kind of adorable, much better than big bushey lane, although it's a personal choice every woman needs to make for herself.

Minge Lane, Worcester

Via maps.google.com

We have often wondered what the classical meaning of minge is...

Moisty Lane, Staffordshire

Via maps.google.co.uk

This one actually made us feel a bit queasy. The word moist is a bit much to take at the best of times but somehow moisty is even worse.

Panty-Y-Felin, Swansea

Via maps.google.co.uk

Well, this just hits the nail on the head doesn't it? Well played, Wales.

Titty-Ho, Northamptonshire

Via daisydayz.hubpages.com

We'd like to think that this was a pirate's call for when he saw a hot woman. "Titty Ho, Captain!"

Twatt, Orkney

Via daisydayz.hubpages.com

This classic sign makes me believe that there is an ancient village of women, lost in time...what were we talking about?

Washdyke Lane, Lincolnshire

Via maps.google.co.uk

A good reminder to keep your dykes clean, just like your mum told you as a kid, "Nobody likes a dirty dyke."

BONUS: Team Dattch found this one down in Brighton

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