You’ve been waiting for the Christmas party at work all year. Mostly because you needed 12 months to figure out how to properly hit on your crush, turns out all you needed was alcohol.
The parts of you and your crush and played by Santana and Quinn from Glee. We live in our own little fantasy world sometimes.
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Ellen is our spirit animal and she has taught how to be proper human beings. Let’s all bask in her goodness. Find more lesbo articles, pictures and LOLs at Dattch.com
We never just come out once unless we’re super famous. We’ll spend the next ever telling people that we’re gay and their responses can be amazing, ridiculous, heartwarming and moronic. Here are a few favourites from the team at Dattch.com
“There were always signs…”
Not everyone’s journey but a helluva lot of people’s experiences as coming out as a lesbian.
You played, had some laughs but you teased/bugged/dressed up that cat one time too many and now it’s done with you.
We couldn’t resist making a list of dirty place names that sound lezzified or like lady parts, so here, for your enjoyment, is how we spend our valuable, grownup time in the office.
Cut to Team Dattch giggling like five-year-olds.
Alternate title: a how-to guide to avoiding intimacy.
After we saw Nigella Lawson looking hot as hell in a suit we decided to celebrate other women who looked damn good when they suited up.