23 Red Things More Delicious Than A Red Delicious Apple

    Who named them "Red Delicious"? "Dry Brown Yuckies" would be more apt.

    1. A Strawberry

    2. Red Velvet Cake

    3. MacIntosh Apples

    4. A Granny Smith Apple painted red with lead paint.

    5. Cayenne Peppers

    6. A Swedish Fish

    7. A Real Fish

    8. A Cardinal

    9. A ladybug

    10. Fire Ants

    11. Fire

    12. Elmo

    13. Candles (lit)

    14. A Netflix envelope

    15. Period blood

    16. A Sharpie

    17. A Chicago Bulls uniform after a game

    18. Ronald McDonald's shoes.

    19. Carrot Top's pubes

    20. Santa Claus's jockstrap on December 26th

    21. Communism

    22. A Brick Wall

    23. Hawaiian Punch

    Red Delicious: