Even by this bonkers scale Akashia still bottoms out. Heh.

Prototypical bitchface.

Pray away the gay.

Is that Rob Lowe singing with Michael Jackson?

*Here are the dudes nominated for Academy Awards.

Makeup guns set to “whore”

Werk.

Hot, but not great with remembering socks/belt accessories.

So… a skinnier, shaven Chris Hemsworth then?

Dat ass.