21 Very Important Questions Canadians Have For The Brits

    How stiff are your upper lips really?

    We're kind of related.

    And we even share a Queen.

    Today, Laureen & I join Cdns to officially celebrate the birthday of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada. http://t.co/kDokPviYF8

    Though "Queen of Canada" sounds a bit odd.

    Even so, we have some important questions for those of you across the pond:

    1. Why is everything so expensive for us Canadians?

    2. How come you keep so many delicious treats all to yourselves?

    3. How many umbrellas do you own?

    4. Why does "tea-time" actually involve food?

    5. How does it feel to know that you probably invented hockey?

    6. Are you even more obsessed with Downton Abbey than we are?

    7. Do you guys also take this picture?

    8. Why do you call all dessert "pudding"?

    9. Speaking of pudding, what is up with black pudding?

    10. Are there a lot of ghosts?

    11. Do you ever feel like you've stepped back in time?

    12. Do you fully appreciate the magnificence that is Dame Maggie Smith?

    13. When you tell people you're from England, do they always assume you live in London?

    14. Have you ever had to address someone as "Lord" or "Lady"?

    15. Is it pretty normal to have a washing machine in your kitchen?

    16. What's this thing you guys have about not tipping servers?

    17. Where did you get so much "Girl Power"?

    18. How does it feel to know that the world has you to thank for The Beatles?

    19. Are these two restoring your faith in the Monarchy?

    20. Can you just explain your slang to us?

    21. Where are you hiding Hogwarts?