Link: dlisted.com
Celebrity Buzz Tom is the star of Pirate Radio (which is charming) and Robert Pattinson's BFF. He is also my official new internet boyfriend. Man bangs are back!
[speechless] We were actually talking about this photo at an editor's meeting. Well, I was. The manlets' eyes just kind of glazed over.
Link: dlisted.com
Ryan Gosling made you this video, because he is going on tour. In case you don't click through, here are some of the YouTube tags: “cave chavez ghandi Torment war shoes Satan's boobs Russian pinata fishnet fetish Santa Klaus Kinky Jelly James Dean cane toes Jessica albatross its not a thing hey girl”. I love him with all my heart.
Other “protection” products I would purchase following a Levi endorsement: bug spray, home alarm system, handgun, men's deodorant. Probably most phallic fruits, too, if the condom joke is artful. I need Levi to stay classy, is what I'm saying.
Justin Timberlake finally dumped Jessica Biel. I understand that some of you are actually interested in her ass, so to you I offer my sincere congratulations as well. This is a win-win.
Link: usmagazine.com
Jude Law took a break last night from playing Hamlet for 3 hours, 8 times a week to appear on Jimmy Fallon and recite a more modern form of poetry.
http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/
The dreamiest Tiger Beat-turned-indie star is now blogging with the people. Somewhere, the Boner Party guy is crying.
Last night, the boys of FOX’s Glee took to the field and gave it a shot. A team of football players dancing to “Single Ladies” before the snap is the best knock off we’ve seen yet. via Flavorwire.
Top that, Emily Blunt. Oh who am I kidding, she totally will. [wipes tears away with John Krasinski t-shirt]
Ben Folds teams up with author Nick Hornby for his new album, which features an ode to Levi Johnston. You know you've reached the apex of pop culture infamy when you've posted in Playgirl and Ben Folds and Nick Hornby have written a song about you.