Link: dlisted.com
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/65474725a6/jimmy-the-cop...
Hello, I am James Franco. You can call me James Franco.
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/03/29/help-this-cute-girl-fi...
Have you seen this man? One very lucky first-time Chatroulette user hit it off with this dreamboat (no creepy dick shots or anything!), but then they got disconnected before exchanging contact info. :( If you are this man, or know this man, please email the nice lady you met on Chatroulette and make an honest woman out of her.
30 Seconds To Mars (Jared Leto's band, duh) covered Lady Gaga. I swore an oath of eternal love and support to JC in the 4th grade, so I can't really comment on its quality. Decide for yourself, as an adult and a free citizen.
Gather round, kids, Seth Meyers has a spooooky ghost story for you. If by spooky you mean “cute in a dreamy, not cat video way.” Also, this may be the most entertaining thing to come out of the MacGruber movie, so enjoy it now.
Movie Buzz Why is it always raining on Lloyd Dobler? It's probably God crying about how poorly John's aged. Well, guess what, God: your fault.
For those of you who didn't get enough Handsome the first time around: here are some handsome men laughing and cursing. Not Lenny Kravitz, though. He's a professional.
Jimmy Kimmel's latest video starts out slow but picks up steam in a big way. [Ed Note: I don't think they missed anyone! These are all of the handsome men. Well done, Jimmy Kimmel and friends.]
http://www.esquire.com/fiction/james-franco-fiction-0410
He does it all! Except keep his eyes 100% open. Whatever, squinting is the new brooding.
Have we reached the “Too Much Man” level? Discuss. (P.S. Here is a picture of his dog so you can coo over it and dream about your pretty life with Jon and 12 kids and a beach house. Cool.)
Link: dlisted.com
Movie Buzz Just doing my job as the resident Retro Heartthrob Editor. (This was obviously some sort of marketing scheme, but listen: when a crowd of Lloyd Doblers are roaming around New York, you don't ask questions. UPDATE: Now with video.)